Ethical Clothing Begins with Ethical Underwear

I previously practiced the most ethical form of clothing there is: just not buying any clothes even when holes appear in inconvenient places. But now that life has caught up with me and I find myself wanting to dress less bum and more established gentleman, I've decided to make ethical clothing purchases [begin virtue signaling]while fully aware that I am lucky enough to have the means to do so[end virtue signaling].

I have been presented from a trusted source with the following brands as ethical options:

  • Patagonia
  • Prana
  • Eco-stylist
  • Fair indigo
  • Give a Damn Goods
  • Groceries Apparel
  • Indigenous
  • Known Supply
  • Ministry of Supply
  • Passion Lilie
  • Krochet Kids
  • The Good Tee
  • Thought
  • United by Blue
  • Pact
  • Opok
  • Asket
  • Ably
  • Reflo
  • Faherty
  • Made Trade
  • Organic Basics
  • Outerknown
  • Tact and Stone
  • Taylor Stitch
  • TenTree

First up, the basics: I have replaced my Uniqlo boxers with these colorful specimens from Pact.

Never again will children in Bangladesh be harmed for my crotchal coverings... this much I swear.