I previously practiced the most ethical form of clothing there is: just not buying any clothes even when holes appear in inconvenient places. But now that life has caught up with me and I find myself wanting to dress less bum and more established gentleman, I've decided to make ethical clothing purchases [begin virtue signaling]while fully aware that I am lucky enough to have the means to do so[end virtue signaling].
I have been presented from a trusted source with the following brands as ethical options:
First up, the basics: I have replaced my Uniqlo boxers with these colorful specimens from Pact.
Never again will children in Bangladesh be harmed for my crotchal coverings... this much I swear.